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Sneak and Destroy

by The Sneaky Heat Missiles

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1.
Metal Band 03:52
I've got my guys in the back seat keyed up 'bout to yeet We're on our way to the show We've never seen these guys but hear they really shred so I can I can guess how it goes Legs swinging arms flailing people screaming guitars wailing Gonna be a good time We might go home all bruised and bloody but that's okay because We'll be feeling just fine I wanna be in a metal band But now I'm stuck in this gotdamn ska band We're all set up in our basement guitars plugged in and turned up Gonna make some noise to keep the neighbors up Our bass is finger slappin', our drums are really whackin' Our singer's in the corner hope to god that he's not whackin' But my girl, she's not amused and she's got a real short fuse She doesn't like this stuff so now I have to choose What do I have to do to get up on that stage and shred I guess I'll wear some checkers, learn to skank instead I wanna be in a metal band But now I'm stuck in this gotdamn ska band I guess this is what happens when you don't have much to lose We might not have much talent but we've got some attitude We were once down in the crowd, now we're here up on the stage I thought this would be lame, but mostly just amazed that there's still Legs swinging, arms flailing, people screaming, guitars wailing Gonna be a good time You might go home all bruised and bloody but that's okay because We'll be feeling just fine I wanna be in a metal band (baby) But now I'm stuck in this gotdamn ska band
2.
Dame 03:14
I've got dame, oh what's her name, she's really fine, it’s all the same It's really lame, to play her game, it doesn't matter its all the same to me. She's got red shoes and ponytail, bright pink nails accent skin so pale. 1000 degrees on the kelvin scale, knock you out like baseball sized hail. Is this infatuation Is this just mental masturbation (x2) California trip or maybe Maine, a couple of days just to get sane. Patiently waiting for her return, with a bottle of aloe for her sunburn I got a picture in my corner, a picture of her and now I mourn her She told me goodbye today, and I'd like to blow her away. Is this infatuation Is this just mental masturbation (x2) I've got dame, oh what's her name, she's really fine, it’s all the same It's really lame, to play her game, it doesn't matter its all the same to me.
3.
Taking off my armor, I don't need it anymore Served me quite well for a while, I don't need it anymore Behind me I can smell the stale, stench of stagnant faith Outside those doors I can see a bigger truth awaits With my middle fingers high up in the sky I swear I'll get this right, before I die TV assholes telling me what to and not believe Sick of trying to sort through all the bullshit that they weave You won't get far on dogma, that's the truth I've found This party sucks, I'm leaving, I'll be seeing you around With my middle fingers high up in the sky I swear I'll get this right, before I die I don't need your lies You don't need me, walk out the door and fly From your lies And I don't need you, walk out the door and.. No sea charts to guide you, no maps for the night sky No guidance from the tyrants, lets tell them all goodbye We won't get this perfect, all that we can do is try And don't forget to throw those middle fingers to the sky I don't need your lies You don't need me, walk out the door and fly From your lies And I don't need you, walk out the door and..
4.
Tuesday 03:07
Tuesday morning and I'm lying here, Surrounded by empty bottles of beer Bring one to my lips just to dull the ache, The stale taste makes my body shake Lift myself like a stringed puppet, face contorted like a freakish Muppet Taste the vomit from the night before, like a bad scene from the Jersey Shore Holy shit what color's my pee, being tossed about a buoy in the sea Left arm gripped by static TV, not sure if I can see in 3d Some dudes passed out on my bed, this place is like walking dead 10:31 can’t comprehend, ready for this lingering day to end Tuesday you can go away (x4) Thoughts never finish they just runaway, pounding like the Battle of Midway There's a half-eaten Mars Milky Way, I could really go for a cheese soufflé Searching for religion just like Kanye, not this again, it’s Groundhog Day Every sound death metal Norway, I'm pretty sure I need an x-ray Tuesday you can go away (x4) Thoughts never finish they just runaway, the pounding is like the battle of Midway Clicky clack of an old railway, something's wrong with my DNA Pretty sure I'm part of the moral decay, watching John McClane say Yippee-ki-yay Anyone know what day is today, there's no way is still ... Tuesday Tuesday you can go away (x4)

about

Our Inaugural album, named by Mitch in a combination freak accident turned online poll is an EP consisting of 4 songs. Coincidentally, they're the first 4 songs written by the band.

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released October 22, 2021

The Sneaky Heat Missiles are (is?)
Sammy B - Tenor Sax, Bari Sax, Soprano Sax, Background Vocals
Sir Richard Dean Girt III - Vocals, Guitar, Alto Sax
Immortalcai - Drums, Background Vocals
Suitcoat Dave - Vocals - Bass Guitar

Special Guests
Steeeeeeve - Trombone
Beccalecca - Keys

Recorded at Suitcoat Studios
Mixed and Mastered by Mario Quintero at AudioMQ
www.audiomq.com
Art by Vlad Abacus
www.vladabacus.com

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The Sneaky Heat Missiles Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The Sneaky Heat Missiles: an unapologetic force challenging toxic societal norms with their ska-infused sound combining punk, rock, and metal influences. Their scathing lyrics can be heard fearlessly address religion, racism, capitalism, failed relationships, crooked preachers, toxic work culture and more.

[Rick, Cai, Adam, Josh, Ed, 'n Becca]
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